Fowl Play Script
Fowl Play Pilot
Script Ideas
Scene 1
Aaron:
(Walks in with cake) I can't believe Gilbert has been with us for a whole year now
Logan:
What is that?
Aaron:
A cake for the duck
Logan:
he's a duck
(duck sitting)
He eats grass and worms…
Duck:
Bathroom or something else random
Aaron:
Do you remember our first week like it was yesterday…
Logan:
I'd rather not
Scene 2
flashback
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(Aaron and Logan walk into the apartment full of smoke)
Logan:
What (cough cough) is the apartment on fire?!
Duck:
Hi Yeah schmucks
Logan:
(mad)
Aaron:
(happy)
Hi Gilbert!
(sits next to duck)
Duck:
(coughing fit)
Logan:
What are you doing? Someone is definitely going to smell or hear you smoking that! And what if the landlord came up here
(Landlord knocking on door)
(everyone freezes)
Aaron:
(casually) who is it?
Land Lord:
open up! This is ***name****
Logan:
It's the landlord!
Aaron:
Oh no! We can't let him take gilbert
Logan:
Who cares about the Duck! I'm not paying for the fine when he fines that dumb bird!
Land Lord:
you got ten seconds to open this door!
Aaron:
We got to hide him!
(whips duck around in panic)
(landlord counting)
Logan:
(open door) oh hey, i didn't hear you there
Land lord:
(walks in)
Logan :
(sarcastic) come in please
Land lord:
Were you smoking in here?
Duck:
(walks under blanket in the background)
Logan:
(sees duck)
no… no never. The smoke is….
Duck:
I see more smoke coming from that toaster.
Land lord:
Who said that? (turns around)
Logan:
Oh Aaron has had a cold. Right Aaron?
Aaron:
oh yeah (changes to sick voice) i mean (cough) yeah
Landlord:
okay… just remember no smoking, no parties, AND NO PETS!
Logan:
of course
Out of flashback
Scene 3
(decorations everywhere)
Aaron:
you think he will like the cake?
Logan:
No
Aaron:
Come on, he loves sweets. Remember how much he loves Licorice
Logan:
You mean his addiction?
Scene 4
Flashback:
(Duck hands note to clerk)
Clerk:
(opens note give me all ur licorice)
Duck:
ANSWER ME TOUGH GUY. OR ILL BLAST A WHOLE IN YOU SO BIG
Clerk:
(pulls gun)
Duck:
you know… not everything in life cant be solved with conflict
Scene 5
Out of flashback
Duck:
I can have all the LICORISH I WANT
Aaron:
what a character
Logan:
So you're just going to gloss over the fact he pulled a gun on a man?
Aaron (turns on radio) :
oh i love this song. Remember that time in the car
Scene 6
Flash back
*Don't go breaking my heart is preformed*
Flash back ends
Scene 7
Aaron:
(eating cake) remember the time in the restaurant
Logan:
I could be doing my taxes right now… or just bang my head against the wall. That sounds more fun.
Scene 8
Flash back
Logan is mad at aaron and duck (thought to be a baby by server) is caught smoking in the no smoking area)
Flash Back end
Scene 9
(Logan agrees Gilbert is not so bad but remarks “at least there is only one of him”)
(knock on door)
(2nd duck is at the door and screams)
Logan:
NOOOOOO!
Roll Credits
THE END
*********Notes*********
No pets allowed so duck must hide from landlord
Duck answers door for pizza dressed as old women
Neighbor that is hunter
Duck smoking coughing violently
Duck: I'm going out
(Cut to Duck at Bar mitzvah)
Duck (Jerry Seinfeld impression): What's the deal with Circumcision? I mean I’ve heard the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away... but come on!
(no one laughs)
Opens
(Aaron and Logan in apartment talking)
(duck busts through door): hi yeah schmucks (dragging six pack (idk if root beer or real beer))
Aaron: duck?! Where have you been?
Duck: (pick up refreshments)
Duck on couch: smoking and drinking
Duck working out
I can have all the Licorish I want
Baby in restaurant
I just got back from the bathroom
Duck smoke
No smoke section
Talking to decoy
Park real duck bring home
Bird seed
Locations
Kitchen/Dining Room - Evan’s apartment
Apartment living space - Evan’s apartment
Convenience store - Yes
Car - Aaron/Logan car
“Restaurant” - Patio at ATEC